Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 16, 2010
July 09, 2010
July 23, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Hollywood Tales LeBron James in "Winning Team" ESPN Reporter: Welcome back to "The Decision," where LeBron James has announced he will play for the Miami Heat next season. Reporter: LeBron, was leaving Cleveland a difficult decision? LeBron: Yes, but I'm all about winning championships. Reporter: I'm told that until this moment, this was the highest-rated show on. Reporter: But C.S.I. has now surpassed this program. Reporter: Should you have saved your announcement for even later in the broadcast? Reporter: LeBron? Scientist #1: This woman has been murd... Scientist #2: LeBron James! Why are you here? LeBron: I'm contributing my talents to C.S.I. because I'm all about winning! LATER... Scientist: You were great on C.S.I.! And thanks for the ride! LeBron: Aw, here's a toll! Scientist: Uh-oh. We're on the slower toll line. That one's moving faster. Scientist: LeBron? Woman: Who are you? LeBron: Yes! Winning team again! Pay the toll! End
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Smoky, buddy, the nets have been that height for over 100 years. Dancing? Pajamas? Thugs? Did you hear about this over the wireless? Dunking was only illegal in college for a few years in the 70’s. Offensive goaltending is still illegal, and still called as such.
However, LBJ is still a self-absorbed jerk who believes he’s “the King” but his actions show he doesn’t believe he can actually win on his own.