Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 29, 2008
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Come on down to... THE CORPORATE CASINO Welcome to Fabulous Corporate America Visit our V.I.P. Rooms Try your hand at C.E.O. blackjack! - If you bet big and win, you get huge bonuses! - If you bet big and lose, we pay you even more money to leave the table! C.E.O.: What the hell -- I'll double down! Have fun playing executive poker! Take a chance! The bigger your bet, the bigger your bonus if you win! And if you lose, you don't lose a dime -- simply walk away with the money you've already won! Executive: Hmm...I'd better play it safe...JUST KIDDING! I'M ALL IN! Don't qualify for our V.I.P. Rooms? Don't worry!! Almost everyone who comes just plays our WORKING-STIFF SLOTS You keep pulling the lever, and if you're lucky, you just might win enough to stay in the game. But if someone in a V.I.P. Room upstairs loses a bet, you have to leave, and your savings gets wiped out. It's the thrill ride of a lifetime! And don't forget...Across the street is THE GOVERNMENT CASINO play...Oval Office roulette - Bet big and win... You'll get an honored historical legacy! - Bet big and lose... And your buddies still get rich, and you still get a Presidential Library! George W. Bush: $3 trillion on Iraq! YEE-HAW!
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