Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 05, 2008
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling How America Was Destroyed If Only We Had Seen The Warning Signs 1961 - A baby is born in Hawaii. Man #1: We RADICAL MUSLIMS will raise this child to become PRESIDENT! Man #2: And then he will do our bidding! Man #1: We'll give him a typical American name. BARACK OBAMA! Man #3: Perfect! Code-name: HUSSEIN! Man #2: No, we'll make that his MIDDLE name -- who would ever notice?! 1968 Man: Young Barack, you must pretend to be a Christian! Barack: For how long must I practice that abomination? Man: Your whole life! Now go to church! Barack: Can I at least go to a church that hates whitey? 2008 Man #1: Finally, after a life of "public service," you are ready. Man #2: We will give your campaign millions, and flood your rallies! Barack But Americans will then surely see... Man: Ah, we will disguise ourselves as young, white idealists! Thus did America's enemies take over our precious shores! KORAN John: President Nguyen, "Operation Manchuria" failed! I am coming home! Hillary: Commander XRLG, we'll try "Operation Earth Invasion" again in 2012! "Bill" droid malfunctioning! Send replacement! And yet, in a surprise twist, we were doomed anyway!
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