Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 04, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Wall Street Journal Comix Presents Lucky Ducky Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! Dog: Did you hear that Lucky Ducky DIED? Dog: He was so poor, so he paid a low tax rate you and I could only dream of! Mustached Dog: Lucky! Mustached Dog: Say, isn't that Lucky Ducky going into that low-income housing project? Dog: Lucky Ducky! Dog: Th-that's impossible! I must be seeing things! JAIL Dog: If he died, how can he continue his lucky streak?! Dog: What th...? Dog: Lucky Ducky...in JAIL? ...and eating a square meal on MY dime? Dog: HUH? Lucky Ducky taking Lucky Duckette to a state-funded abortion clinic?! Dog: How can he be...if he's...! Huh? I think I'm going crazy! ?? Dog: Now Lucky Ducky is handicapped?! ...and getting expensive public transportation services! Dog: Lucky Ducky EVERYWHERE! Getting every advantage! Dog: I've got to find out! How does he get away with it? Dog: AUGH! Lucky Ducky Crowd: GOTCHA!