Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 28, 2002
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling What If Satan Were A Retiring Senator? Man #1: It's been a privilege to SERVE with Senator Satan all these years. Man #2: The Devil's passionate dedication to public SERVICE is an inspiration to all of us. Man #3: The nation owes a great debt of gratitude to Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, for his many years of patriotic SERVICE! Man #4: It has been an honor to SERVE on the committee for which Mephistopheles, he who creates rivers of blood, SERVED admirably as chairman. Senator Lott: We will sorely miss this great leader in the Senate. I wish he had been PRESIDENT! Crowd: GASP! GASP! Aide: Um...Senator Lott! Check your code book! Senator Lott: What in tarnation...oh! Voice: Did you hear what he said?! Senator Lott: I...am...so SORRY! I meant to praise Satan's many years of SERVICE... Man #5: Pardon me, Senator! Crowd: GET HIM! GET HIM!!
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