The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 11, 2021
Transcript:
Nurse Ludmilla: Hmmm... many phone lines going into apartment... most strange. Now... why would nice old lady get 200 calls each day? Stethoscope never lie... Voice from behind door: Sabrina's sixty-plus Escort service... May I help you? Nurse: Uh-oh! Ludmilla is outside Apartment 12, B Wing on a spy mission.
EEWWW. I’m in my 50’s and don’t find anyone even close to my age physically appealing. I can’t imagine actually hooking up with someone over 60. I’d rather stay celibate like I am now.