The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 12, 2021
Boone: Dusty... I think I found an agent who'll insure your Caddy. Her name is Opal Miner. Here's her number... Dusty: Mighty grateful, Boone! Woman: So... what kind of insurance you lookin' for on this rig, cowboy? Dusty: Just protection from damage from falling trees, floods, meteorites, Miss Miner. Woman: Hmm... I don't like the looks of those cinder blocks. You don't rotate them. I can tell. Dusty: Well... that's true, Miss Miner. Woman: Tell you what, Dusty! Get yourself some new cinder blocks and I'll write you a policy. Dusty: That's an old car for you... it'll nickel and dime you to death!