The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 28, 2013
The Professor: Ladies and gentlemen!!! Fresh from their tricounty RV promotional tour for their new CD entitled "Cranky 'bout my Bennies"...It's the Elderrappers!! People: Yeah!! All right! Woman: Yo! Yo! Three outta four retirees vote!! Man: So DC folks, don't rock the boat!! Woman 2: There's 35 million past 65, and social security keeps most alive! Man: No, sir! No, sir! Don't pri-va-tize or we're gonna cut you down to size! Woman: Everyone!! Everyone: Don't you...don't you...pri-va-tize!! Woman: Now some folks say SS is broke. Come on now, man - is that a joke? Woman 2: It may need a fix...but let's have no tricks!! Woman: Don't you dare to pri-va-tize. Doin' that just isn't wise!!