The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for July 27, 2013
Boone: Dang!!! We didn't get one right number in the lottery!! The General: Ah...too bad. Boone: Wouldn't it be great if we won the lottery someday? The General: I guess... Boone: I guess? What on earth do you mean..."I guess"? The General: Well....we'd both still be 82 years old.