The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for August 31, 2020

Ooh, Georgia Dunn is shook.

“In other news, two catamarans collided in a catastrophic collision, rendering one captain catatonic.”

“Up next; why these things are still on this desk?”

Lennie, I strongly suspect you’re doing this because your readers are coming up with better captions than you could…

Our top story:FEED ME!

Nothing else is important

Fake News: “DOGS ARE TAKING OVER THE CITY!”

In Kentucky, sign on would be “Good morning and welcome to your WCAT Wild Cat Country” (U of KY teams are the Wildcats)

“London and Paris in flames, rioting in D.C. and Los Angeles.

But first, here is a video of Toodles the cat playing a piano!"

“Join us as we herd up all the cat news for you… Um, actually, there is no cat news, have you ever tried to herd cats?”

And now, back to the latest news. A kitty was seen sleeping on a computer. A local cat was found napping on the window sill…..

Today, a Colorado cat finally caught the red dot. Story at eleven.

“Hope my test reel for Breaking Cat News is a success.”

In other news, the feds raided a large catnip ring in Los Angeles and scored — uh, discovered — two tons of nip packaged for street sale. Mexican kingpin El Gato was arrested on his docked catamaran and is believed to be the mastercat behind the operation. Details at eleven.