In other news, the feds raided a large catnip ring in Los Angeles and scored — uh, discovered — two tons of nip packaged for street sale. Mexican kingpin El Gato was arrested on his docked catamaran and is believed to be the mastercat behind the operation. Details at eleven.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 6 months ago
Ooh, Georgia Dunn is shook.
ItsPat 6 months ago
“In other news, two catamarans collided in a catastrophic collision, rendering one captain catatonic.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member 6 months ago
“Up next; why these things are still on this desk?”
eromlig 6 months ago
Lennie, I strongly suspect you’re doing this because your readers are coming up with better captions than you could…
Doctor Toon 6 months ago
Our top story:FEED ME!
Nothing else is important
dlkrueger33 6 months ago
Fake News: “DOGS ARE TAKING OVER THE CITY!”
stairsteppublishing 6 months ago
In Kentucky, sign on would be “Good morning and welcome to your WCAT Wild Cat Country” (U of KY teams are the Wildcats)
Indianapolis Smith 6 months ago
“London and Paris in flames, rioting in D.C. and Los Angeles.
But first, here is a video of Toodles the cat playing a piano!"
ChessPirate 6 months ago
“Join us as we herd up all the cat news for you… Um, actually, there is no cat news, have you ever tried to herd cats?”
Arthur I Romeo Premium Member 6 months ago
And now, back to the latest news. A kitty was seen sleeping on a computer. A local cat was found napping on the window sill…..
TheLetterista.com Premium Member 6 months ago
Today, a Colorado cat finally caught the red dot. Story at eleven.
Brian Premium Member 6 months ago
“Hope my test reel for Breaking Cat News is a success.”
TheLetterista.com Premium Member 6 months ago
In other news, the feds raided a large catnip ring in Los Angeles and scored — uh, discovered — two tons of nip packaged for street sale. Mexican kingpin El Gato was arrested on his docked catamaran and is believed to be the mastercat behind the operation. Details at eleven.