The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 07, 2014

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    Argythree  almost 7 years ago

    Oldest joke in the book….

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    noreenklose  almost 7 years ago

    Ever heard of Slab Pie? It’s rectangular.

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    siburtigra  almost 7 years ago

    Area of circle?

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    flyertom  almost 7 years ago

    Does Tastykake know about this?

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    Zanere  almost 7 years ago

    so basically, it’s how much pie you have…

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Cornbread are square.

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    William Reynolds  almost 7 years ago

    Different cultures used different values for pi. E.g. The ancient Hebrews used 3 not 3.14… You can find it in the Biblical account of the construction of the tabernacle.

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    William Green Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Obviously, Mr. Sansom had a hard time coming up with something original today.

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    Albert Sims Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    I first heard this joke on an old George Burns and Gracie Allen episode.

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    beammeup1701  almost 7 years ago

    Besides, everyone knows that pie are round…COBBLER are square!

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    LV1951  almost 7 years ago

    Shepherds pie isn’t round!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 7 years ago

    Seriously everyone:

    pi = 3.14

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    boldyuma  almost 7 years ago

    I like pie…pi not so much..Brother in law likes to say..“I can prove 2 times 2 equals five”I just ignore him after I tell him..“have another beer Bob”..

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    nosirrom  almost 7 years ago

    When we don’t use it every day we tend to forget a lot of our math. 2 Pi r = Circumference, Pi r squared = Area.

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