The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 07, 2014

Oldest joke in the book….

Ever heard of Slab Pie? It’s rectangular.

Area of circle?

Does Tastykake know about this?

so basically, it’s how much pie you have…

Cornbread are square.

Different cultures used different values for pi. E.g. The ancient Hebrews used 3 not 3.14… You can find it in the Biblical account of the construction of the tabernacle.

Obviously, Mr. Sansom had a hard time coming up with something original today.

I first heard this joke on an old George Burns and Gracie Allen episode.

Besides, everyone knows that pie are round…COBBLER are square!

Shepherds pie isn’t round!

Seriously everyone:

pi = 3.14

I like pie…pi not so much..Brother in law likes to say..“I can prove 2 times 2 equals five”I just ignore him after I tell him..“have another beer Bob”..

When we don’t use it every day we tend to forget a lot of our math. 2 Pi r = Circumference, Pi r squared = Area.