let’s see if I can try not to offend anyone with this next sentence.
Allow me to introduce you to the lactose intolerant.
OK, lactose free, yogurt based, NON GMO, sweetened with Stevia, all natural ingredients ice cream. Does that work for you?
Assuming you have the lactose tolerance mutation.
That reminds me that I’m out of ice cream and therefore I am now upset.
October 02, 2017