C’mon, Chiram! Failing to check the gaping pit for giant homicidal gorillas the first time around might be excusable, but the second time? Dude, you deserve to be gorilla chow.
“I can help ye escape… under one condition.” And Tarzan thinks to himself, “Here we go again, another sexual harassment suit against a sexually aggressive African monarch, coming right up! Cha-Ching! This loincloth get up makes it almost too easy! But, what the hey, I could use a new blimp!”
SHAKENDOWNVILLE about 1 year ago
Flee while the “chimps” are down.
DaveG1960 about 1 year ago
“You make me breakfast first….”
Polsixe about 1 year ago
The Queen is built like a Nordic speedskater. D’Arnot doesn’t have a chance against those legs.
LawrenceS about 1 year ago
And she’s free to have prisoners brought to her rooms and dismiss the guards so it’s just her and the two strangers alone in her room?
Out of the Past about 1 year ago
Apes always give themselves away with weird chattering. It’s a hangover from their years in public office.
Thomas about 1 year ago
Larson: “Do you really think you can outrun the apes?"
Chiram: “No, I only need to outrun *you*".
Just-me about 1 year ago
I’m going with: “Ye must take me with ye as thee flee.”
Old Comic Strip Lover about 1 year ago
Suddenly the apes break into song. “Hey, hey we’re the Monkees,and people say we monkey around.But we’re too busy singing,to put anybody down.”
jtt about 1 year ago
C’mon, Chiram! Failing to check the gaping pit for giant homicidal gorillas the first time around might be excusable, but the second time? Dude, you deserve to be gorilla chow.
[Unnamed Reader - bf182b] about 1 year ago
“. . . take me with you.”
anomaly about 1 year ago
“The condition is that ye teach me to speak like I’m not 500 years old.”
martinstevense Premium Member about 1 year ago
‘Closely’. I would define that differently…
Out of the Past about 1 year ago
Tarzan said, you got it, toots.
profkatz about 1 year ago
She’s so spreadable, she’s incredible! What a deal!!
Gent about 1 year ago
It always one monkey business or the other in Tarzanland!
GoComicsGo! about 1 year ago
“That you ravage me.”
jtt about 1 year ago
“I can help ye escape… under one condition.” And Tarzan thinks to himself, “Here we go again, another sexual harassment suit against a sexually aggressive African monarch, coming right up! Cha-Ching! This loincloth get up makes it almost too easy! But, what the hey, I could use a new blimp!”
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction about 1 year ago
Yup. She wants him.
chris_o42 about 1 year ago
…Take me with you, I wanna be a Hollywood star!