Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 29, 2022

After this new hike, it will be “Scar” Trek.

Gridley’s sure happy now,

But of course, the lake will have some kind of new monsters or other obstructions to slow them down again.

“… lie the mountains of Zoram and Safety” or “… the mountains of Zoram lie about safety”. Hmm. At least Tarzan seems irritated by the love couple.

Doris rhymes-with-a-body-part had eyes for Gridley too.

“Well, yes, I am his sister-wife, naturally.”

Sadly, while Thoar might be a fine looking specimen, his inner compass is quite faulty and safety lies in the other direction.

Tarzan had to say “shut up y’all” again.

She doesn’t look too pleased with Gridley’s attentions in panel 2…

“… relative safety, anyway.”

“Who would be that anxious to find his sister? Weird guy.”

Lucky guess!

So you didn’t notice the resemblance in looks eh, Gridley.

Hollow earth or Hohlwelttheorie was embraced by upper echelon Nazis along with eugenics and super race theories to justify themselves. (no Horibs allowed)

Don’t count your chickens, Gridley. For all you know, they’re into that sister-wives thing in Zoram…

The way less traveled….