Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 15, 2013
Holly: Ms. Wingit, you know that term paper you assigned due two weeks ago? Ms. Wingit: It's due tomorrow. Holly: Yeah, ABOUT that...I've had some things come up. Is there any FLEXIBILITY in that deadline? Ms. Wingit: Nope. Holly: I think my question deserves more than a one-word answer. Ms. Wingit: No, it doesn't. That's three words.