Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 04, 2012
Holly: We're reading SHAKESPEARE in school this year! Val: That's nice. Holly: NICE?! It's boring!! Who reads Shakespeare anymore? He's an antique. Val: Forsooth. Holly: Is that a swear word? 'Cause Ms. Wingit says it all the time. Alix: Ms. Wingit swears in class? You get all the GOOD teachers!