Transcript:
Val: Alix, this is Jacob Owen Bates. His family's in the next campsite. He's 9, just like you!!
Alix: According to adult logic that's all we need to be friends.
Jacob: I found a rock pool full of whirligig beetles.
Alix: THAT'S all we need to be friends!
Children don’t get introduced like that. Only serial killers and whack jobs get introduced with a first, middle and last name. Oh, well, at least it’s “Owen” and and not Wayne