Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 08, 2011
Transcript:
Joan: Do you remember middle school, Wally? Wally: I played the TUBA. Band saved me!! Max: !? ?!! !!! Joan: You were a BAND GEEK?! Maybe Max will play an instrument! BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM CRASH Wally: While I support that in PRINCIPLE, I can't imagine giving him more ways to make noise.
How can she be married to a guy long enough to have kids and not know he was in Band?