Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 11, 2010
Transcript:
Wally: Why is it a DISASTER if Holly's friends cuts her own BANGS? Joan: TSK Joan: A girl threatening to cut her own bangs is DESPERATE...she's unhappy with her nose...or chin...anything she can't control. Joan: She thinks cutting her bangs will HELP...but then she HATES the result, wreaking havoc on her already FRAGILE PSYCHE. Wally: They're just BANGS. Joan: Oh, if only that were TRUE.
My brother gave me some good advice when I was young, he said “never argue with a woman, because ya can’t win for losing” I found out later on he was right.