Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 29, 2010
Transcript:
Val: I bet it's hard for a long time bachelor to give up his quiet life. Wally: Well...that quiet life can be lonely. Val: My life is just about the OPPOSITE of Phil's, isn't it? Alix: ... Holly: ?! Wally: That's why every guy needs to know... Wally: When you date the mom, you date the village. Val: HEY VILLAGE! PIPE DOWN! Holly: @*!! ALix: !!%#? CRASH
They are not many like Wally and Phil, but they do exist. Neither Val nor Joan would entertain dating a man who wanted the woman, but not the child(ren).