Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 03, 2008
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Val: UGH. I look awful this morning. Holly: It would help if you wore some MAKEUP. Holly: Right. I have BAGS under my eyes, deepening CROW'S FEET...and a breakout of adult acne on my chin... Val: But EMERALD GREEN EYELIDS will make me beautiful! Holly: It would divert attention from those little flaws. Val: So would running out of the house NAKED. Holly: I don't think I have enough eye shadow for THAT. Alix: There's not enough eye shadow in the WORLD for that.