Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 17, 2006
Transcript:
Joan: Wally insists on reading me articles about portfolio rebalancing and asset allocation. Val: And? Joan: And? He finds it enthralling. Val: Of course he does. If you're going to invest money, you need to understand how it all works, sis. Joan: And you do? Val: Sure. I'm surprised you don't. Joan: Whatever. At least I'm better at lost asset location than he is. Val: What's "lost asset location"? Wally: She finds money. Joan: Hey, look! another $20.
sniff Some of us are no good at either one!