Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 17, 2005
Transcript:
Wally: You think this game show will make it? Joan: "Healthcare Jeopardy"? Sure, why not? Contestant: I'll try "over my dead body" for 200, Bob. Wally: It's kind of bleak. TV host: The answer is: "When you get cancer, they will decide which treaments you get." Joan: It's reality TV! People love that. Contestant: Um...who are my doctors? TV host: Wrong. It's "Who are my insurance underwriters?"
Under Obama Care the right answer would of been a government bureaucrat.