Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 16, 2003
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Transcript:
Phone: Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep. For office hours, press one. Press two for other options. Beep. If you know your party's extension, press one. For access to the company directory, press two. Beep. Please type the last name of the party you wish to reach using the key pad on your telephone. Beep beep...beep beep...beep. There is no match for that request. An operator will help you in approximately ... ... ...18 minutes. For faster service, hang up and try our website. Val: Fine. Computer: Access denied. Error 35184.
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Accurate. I called a business (I’ve forgotten which) 4 years ago… still on hold.