Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 03, 1999

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HOlly: Let me get this straight. While Wally was on a date with Susan, Aunt Joan called him up and proplsed to him??! What makes a schlumpy middle-aged guy like Wally so special? Val: He likes women. Holly: Well, I should hope so. Val: What I mean is, he likes women as people. Enjoystheir company, respects them. Holly: Why can't I find a guy like that? Val: You're in seventh grade. The guys are till emerging from their pods.