Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 23, 1998
Transcript:
Officer Jackson: How do your girls feel about dating me? Val: Mixed. They want me to be happy, but we've been a threesome for a long time. Alix was just a baby when her dad died. Officer Jackson: Your neighbor Wally warned me you all come as a unit. Val: Love me, love my family. It's not romantic, but it's my life. Officer Jackson: As long as you're there, it'll be romantic to me. Val: How much time have you spent around adolescent girls??