Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 22, 1998
Transcript:
Joan: So, nosy sister...how's your love life? Val: As you KNOW, nonexistent. Joan: I've heard you've had offers. Val: I have a policy of not dating people at work. Joan: Or in the neighborhood, or at our bank, or... Val: Familiarity breeds contempt. Joan: Fine. Date total strangers. Like THAT'S not risky. Val: Voila! The non existent love life justified. Now leave me alone.