Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 05, 1997
Transcript:
Joan: Do you ever think about getting married again, Val? Val: You mean when I can't open a jar or something? Joan: You're so unromantic. Val: And you have a terrible track record when it comes to men. Joan: But don'tyou miss waking up to that reassuring warmpth and strenth everyday? Val: Nope. Joan: Why not? Val: I bought a coffeemaker with a timer.