Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 18, 1997
Transcript:
Val: Do you realize we can't afford to replace the TV? I'm still paying of Christams. Holly: Don't we have insurance or something? Val: Insurance? Insurance?!! The only insurance I could have gotten for a disaster like this was birth control!! Holly: What's that supposed to mean? Joan: It means your mother has reached the end of her rope. And you can kiss your clothing allowance goodbye.
Wow, such a nice mom…