Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 22, 1996
Transcript:
Alix: I hate getting up early. My hair's weird. My eyes won't focus. I'm nauseous. Holly: It's about time you got up! I've already had a nutritious, low-fat breakfast, ironed my clothes, and, since I had a little extra time on my hands, I pressed some flowers in a book! Alix: You are so warped. Holly: Uh-oh! Looks like somebody needs the lint brush!!