Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 26, 1996
Transcript:
Joan: Ok! That's it! It's clear that surfing the net for eligible men is also not the answer. The Personals? Computer dating? How do you find men of substance? Character?! Men who can commit?? Val: Forget virtual guys. There's an actual one next door. Call Wally. Joan: I can't. I've disappointed him so many times. And it's not like he's just waiting for my call.
poor wally