Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 24, 1996
Transcript:
Gramma: So, Simon, what do you and my daughter talk about when you cut her hair? Simon: Oh... everything. Woman: White wine? Gramma: Does Val ever mention any... romantic prospects? Simon: Val? What about you? A beautiful woman like you must have a lot of eligible bachelors knocking at the door!! You're never too old for l'amour... Gramma: Or le horse puckey. I'll take a touch more.
Wine, at a hairdresser?!