Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 20, 1996
Transcript:
Val: Simon, I really need this haircut. I feel so frumpy. Simon: Frumpy?! Why? You look fabulous! Have you lost weight? Just look at those cheekbones! And I know just what I'm going to do with this beautiful hair!! Val: Whatever you're charging me, Simon, it's not enough.
I need Simon as my barber/confidant.