Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for December 30, 1995
Transcript:
Val: Look, I don't mean to jump all over you. But to me, the term "girl" is insulting. I am not a child. Val: There must be a word that bothers you. Wally: Well, yes. I don't like "bald." Val: Hmmm Val: Maybe we could say "low strand count"!! Wally: Never mind. You just made "bald" sound positively virile...