Republicans are terrified Biden will stabilize the economy, so they’ve pulled out all the stops on the Economy Doomsday Siren. Gotta scare people into drastically cutting back spending to get a sustained recession. Party before Country, as usual.
Hoo boy. With 80+% of Americans saying the country is headed in the wrong direction, and 60% of them living paycheck to paycheck (even those earning $100K) this is just going to get worse.
And the saddest thing is, the Dems think this is all in our heads. The spreading Poverty, the Recession, the Stagflation, the bare shelves at the supermarket, the doubling of the price of gasoline? They think we’re all imagining it and they’re going to raise our taxes.
Biden: ‘I Don’t Know If We’re In A Recession, I’m Not A Biologist’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s GDP has fallen over the last two quarters, stoking fears of a possible recession due to the fact that America is now in a recession. When asked whether the U.S. is now in a recession, Biden answered that he wasn’t qualified to answer, as he doesn’t have a biology degree.
“I don’t know if we’re in a recession, I’m not a biologist,” said Biden to the bronze bust of Hugo Chávez in his office. “Leave that stuff to the experts, Jack! If you ask me, the economy should lose some weight, anyway. Too fat. We deserve this for being racist anyway. Come on, man!”
The White House quickly clarified Biden’s statement, saying the U.S. is not in a terrible recession because the word “recession” has been redefined, as has the word “terrible.”
“It should be noted that the word ‘recession’ is being used by extreme far-alt-right-right extreme extremists,” said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to reporters. “At best, the word ‘recession’ is a racist dog whistle. At worst, it’s a cruel slur against a historically marginalized economy. We condemn anyone who would use this racist language.”
At publishing time, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson couldn’t confirm whether America is in a recession either, as she is also not a biologist.
No problem, if the latest bill passes the House, inflation will take off. US INFLATION FACTORS JAN 2020—2.5%, FEB 2020 —2.3%, MAR 2020—1.5%, APR 2020—0.3%, MAY 2020—0.1%, JUN 2020—0.6%, JUL 2020—1.0%, AUG 2020—1.3%, SEP 2020—1.4%, OCT 2020 – 1.2 , NOV 2020 – 1.2 %, DEC 2020 – 1.4 %, JAN 2021 – 1.4 %, FEB 2021 – 1.7, MAR 2021 – 2.6%, APR 2021 – 4.2%, MAY 2021 – 5%, JUNE 2021-5.4%, JULY 2021- 5.3%, AUG 2021 – 5.3%, SEP 2021 – 5.4%, OCT 2021 – 6.2%, NOV 2021 – 6.8%, DEC 2021 – 7%, JAN 2022 – 7.5%, FEB 2022 7.9%, MAR 2022 – 8.5%, APR – 8.3%, MAY 2022 – 8.6%, JUNE 2022 9.1%Voters will reward Democrats with what they deserve.
The recent bills, if passed, will ensure inflation continues - upwards. Hyperinflation, what the present maladministration will be known for.US INFLATION FACTORS JAN 2020—2.5%, FEB 2020 —2.3%, MAR 2020—1.5%, APR 2020—0.3%, MAY 2020—0.1%, JUN 2020-0.6%, JUL 2020—1.0%, AUG 2020—1.3%, SEP 2020—1.4%, OCT 2020 – 1.2 , NOV 2020 – 1.2 %, DEC 2020 – 1.4 %, JAN 2021 – 1.4 %, FEB 2021 – 1.7, MAR 2021 – 2.6%, APR 2021 – 4.2%, MAY 2021 – 5%, JUNE 2021-5.4%, JULY 2021- 5.3%, AUG 2021 – 5.3%, SEP 2021 – 5.4%, OCT 2021 – 6.2%, NOV 2021 – 6.8%, DEC 2021 – 7%, JAN 2022 – 7.5%, FEB 2022 7.9%, MAR 2022 – 8.5%, APR – 8.3%, MAY 2022 – 8.6%, JUNE 2022 9.1%
RAGs over 1 year ago
Well, some republicans identify as lawmakers"
Judge Magney over 1 year ago
Oh, that record low unemployment looks painful.
Uncle Joe Premium Member over 1 year ago
Republicans are terrified Biden will stabilize the economy, so they’ve pulled out all the stops on the Economy Doomsday Siren. Gotta scare people into drastically cutting back spending to get a sustained recession. Party before Country, as usual.
braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago
Trump identifies as being 6’ 3" and NOT a fat slob. Also a Stable Genius.
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Republicans applaud all THOSE identifications.
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And has anyone EVER heard a Republican complain about Trump identifying as a Christian??????
Patjade over 1 year ago
SKelley continues his campaign to twist things around to fit an agenda.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/white-house-definition-recession/
A Whiz over 1 year ago
Biden now identifies as a great President.
Michael Peterson Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hahahaha — more hatred for gender minorities! Got any good jokes about homosexuals?
kelloggs2066 over 1 year ago
Hoo boy. With 80+% of Americans saying the country is headed in the wrong direction, and 60% of them living paycheck to paycheck (even those earning $100K) this is just going to get worse.
And the saddest thing is, the Dems think this is all in our heads. The spreading Poverty, the Recession, the Stagflation, the bare shelves at the supermarket, the doubling of the price of gasoline? They think we’re all imagining it and they’re going to raise our taxes.
chipciof over 1 year ago
Biden “identifies” as a president. Not very well though.
kelloggs2066 over 1 year ago
Biden: ‘I Don’t Know If We’re In A Recession, I’m Not A Biologist’
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s GDP has fallen over the last two quarters, stoking fears of a possible recession due to the fact that America is now in a recession. When asked whether the U.S. is now in a recession, Biden answered that he wasn’t qualified to answer, as he doesn’t have a biology degree.
“I don’t know if we’re in a recession, I’m not a biologist,” said Biden to the bronze bust of Hugo Chávez in his office. “Leave that stuff to the experts, Jack! If you ask me, the economy should lose some weight, anyway. Too fat. We deserve this for being racist anyway. Come on, man!”
The White House quickly clarified Biden’s statement, saying the U.S. is not in a terrible recession because the word “recession” has been redefined, as has the word “terrible.”
“It should be noted that the word ‘recession’ is being used by extreme far-alt-right-right extreme extremists,” said gay black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to reporters. “At best, the word ‘recession’ is a racist dog whistle. At worst, it’s a cruel slur against a historically marginalized economy. We condemn anyone who would use this racist language.”
At publishing time, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson couldn’t confirm whether America is in a recession either, as she is also not a biologist.
— The Babylon Bee
charliekane over 1 year ago
Lacking a cogent alternative, spouting instead nonsense.
lawguy05 over 1 year ago
Hahaha. Great strip!
Rich Douglas over 1 year ago
Why do you hate capitalism?
Interventor12 over 1 year ago
No problem, if the latest bill passes the House, inflation will take off. US INFLATION FACTORS JAN 2020—2.5%, FEB 2020 —2.3%, MAR 2020—1.5%, APR 2020—0.3%, MAY 2020—0.1%, JUN 2020—0.6%, JUL 2020—1.0%, AUG 2020—1.3%, SEP 2020—1.4%, OCT 2020 – 1.2 , NOV 2020 – 1.2 %, DEC 2020 – 1.4 %, JAN 2021 – 1.4 %, FEB 2021 – 1.7, MAR 2021 – 2.6%, APR 2021 – 4.2%, MAY 2021 – 5%, JUNE 2021-5.4%, JULY 2021- 5.3%, AUG 2021 – 5.3%, SEP 2021 – 5.4%, OCT 2021 – 6.2%, NOV 2021 – 6.8%, DEC 2021 – 7%, JAN 2022 – 7.5%, FEB 2022 7.9%, MAR 2022 – 8.5%, APR – 8.3%, MAY 2022 – 8.6%, JUNE 2022 9.1%Voters will reward Democrats with what they deserve.
Interventor12 over 1 year ago
Actually, Democrats will not receive their just deserts. A trip on a tumbrel.
Interventor12 over 1 year ago
The recent bills, if passed, will ensure inflation continues - upwards. Hyperinflation, what the present maladministration will be known for.US INFLATION FACTORS JAN 2020—2.5%, FEB 2020 —2.3%, MAR 2020—1.5%, APR 2020—0.3%, MAY 2020—0.1%, JUN 2020-0.6%, JUL 2020—1.0%, AUG 2020—1.3%, SEP 2020—1.4%, OCT 2020 – 1.2 , NOV 2020 – 1.2 %, DEC 2020 – 1.4 %, JAN 2021 – 1.4 %, FEB 2021 – 1.7, MAR 2021 – 2.6%, APR 2021 – 4.2%, MAY 2021 – 5%, JUNE 2021-5.4%, JULY 2021- 5.3%, AUG 2021 – 5.3%, SEP 2021 – 5.4%, OCT 2021 – 6.2%, NOV 2021 – 6.8%, DEC 2021 – 7%, JAN 2022 – 7.5%, FEB 2022 7.9%, MAR 2022 – 8.5%, APR – 8.3%, MAY 2022 – 8.6%, JUNE 2022 9.1%
AndrewSihler over 1 year ago
I gather that Mr Kelley identifies as an editorial cartoonist. His privilege, but he’s not very convincing.