Who should I marry, Al? Do you have someone picked out? Will she drink too much? Will she beat my children? Will she bring home strange men? Will they give her a sexually transmitted disease she can share with me? Will she kick the dog? Will she shoot heroin in front of the children? Who cares, as long as there are two of us!
The judge has not yet ruled on the request, but the ceremony is on a Friday when court isn’t in session anyway.