Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 06, 2017
Dear Lord, my teacher Ms. Stratton is very ill. Could you cancel whatever plan you had personally selected, violate all known laws of physics, and pre-empt this fundamental mechanisms of causality itself in order to make her well. Or, if that seems improbable- dare I say, absurd- please ignore the half-hearted prayer of a young boy under duress. There. Happy? From now on, only silent prayers.