Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 06, 2017

Transcript:

Dear Lord, my teacher Ms. Stratton is very ill. Could you cancel whatever plan you had personally selected, violate all known laws of physics, and pre-empt this fundamental mechanisms of causality itself in order to make her well. Or, if that seems improbable- dare I say, absurd- please ignore the half-hearted prayer of a young boy under duress. There. Happy? From now on, only silent prayers.