Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 26, 2016
All potential flavors have been exhausted. For this consumer test, we're branching out into different sensations. This beverage is called melon-cholia. The more you drink, the more you remember how much of your potential you've already wasted. Sssp. I could've been a doctor. Would you drink it again? Sure. I don't deserve better. Great!