Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 27, 2016
Kids, today we're going to learn the five paragraph method. The virtues of the method are three. First, formulaic papers are easy to grade. Second, it is so Dall that you will take no joy in it, which proves you're learning. Third, it will render you unable to communicate clearly, which will prepare you for lucrative professions, such as engineering, medicine, and contract law. Suddenly I hate writing. Whoa. Sorry, I'm confused by your statements lack of a topic sentence.