Whoa. Look at his nearly-symmetrical body, fine motor-control, and blemish-free face! Dad, stop. His sperm quality must be off the charts! Dad! I can't wait until my daughter is into boy bands.
Anyone recognize a “push push into the bush bush”?
Imagine what incredible motility they would have, bursting out for some distance into the concert audiences. Advise the daughter not to sit close to the stage. Superboy had this problem, of course. Read Larry Niven’s “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.”
Dad just successfully postponed his daughter’s first date by 18 months. Of course, that came at the cost of his daughter ever confiding in him anything about her relationships.
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