Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 04, 2016
Ha! I did it! I went back in time and assassinated Hartler before he came to power. You mean Hitler? No. Who's Hitler? Hartler came to power in 1930s Germany and stabilized currency by pegging the Reichsmark to the dollar. It caused the depression to continue till the early 1940s! Why, what happened?