Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 09, 2015
May 08, 2015
May 10, 2015
Transcript:
Good idea: Star Wars wedding Bad idea: Star Wars divorce I find your lack of faith disturbing! You were emotionally unfaithful before I was physically unfaithful! Ms. Burke, please phrase your grievance as a quote from the original trilogy.
Ida No almost 9 years ago
Longer fun this no is.
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
But there are so many more divorce-appropriate quotes in the prequels. “You were the chosen one! I loved you!”Still, thanks, Zach, for carrying the “Animaniacs” torch.
Stephen Gilberg almost 9 years ago
Say, shouldn’t the counselor be speaking Yoda style?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“The court says I get half the house.”
::VWOOMF:: “Here’s your half.”
Coyoty Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“Luke.. I have custody of you.”
“NOOO!!! It isn’t true!!!”
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 9 years ago
beep-beep-b00p-beep-beep-beep-BOOOOOOOP!
JoshuaPratt9 over 4 years ago
Don’t try it Anakin, I have the high ground