Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 15, 2014
Before we agree to a second date, you should know I've mistaken my lack of sympathy for intelligence, my apathy for realism, and my profound narcissim for confidence. That's okay. I've mistaken your brutal honesty for emotional maturity. Would you like to spend the next six months slouching toward the realization that all that glittered was pyrite? Let's shoot for three months. Hey! Guess who has a girlfriend!