Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 01, 2010
Mort says, "Sadie, why won't you tell me what's bothering you?" Sadie says, "Fine." Dear Sadie, Rumor has it you are secretly in LOVE with Rudy, and that the mean way you treat him is just a smoke screen to cover your true feeligns about the lad. Can you substantiate this tidbit of information? Signed, A Loyal Reader Mort says, "An actual reader letter." Sadie says, "I've been slandered!" Mort says, "Fascinating. The more you protest, the more it makes the point." Sadie says, "This is war."