Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for December 02, 2010
Mort says, "So, big deal, some loyal reader of this fine feature wrote to 'Ask Sadie' and suggested that you actually like Rudy." Mort says, "Why would the mutterings of some random reader bother you?" Sadie says, "They shouldn't." Mort says, "Of course not. It's simple psychology. When you despise something, it's not because you secretly like it, it's because you secretly fear it." Mort says, "Or, in this case, him. You fear Rudy. Oh my gosh, sweetums, it's so clear." Sadie says, "No, no. Stop it. It burns!!"