Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for November 30, 2010
Mort says, "Sweetums, what's bothering you?" Sadie says, "Bad things." Mort says, "Is it me? I remembered your birthday. I've purchased your holiday gifts and have rubbed your feet nightly." Sadie says, "Stop it." Sadie says, "Much as I love to see you cower, codger, this time it's not one of your harebrained idiocies that troubles me." Mort says, "You're pushing your luck, sweetums!!" Sadie says, "Not now, impotent darling!" Gotta love their bittersweet fights.