Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 02, 2023

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    Erse IS better  7 months ago

    And here I thought it was Covid hysteria that took away all the TP!

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Eh nothing extravagant about wishing constipation away.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 7 months ago

    Can you spare a square?

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Well he’s sh¡t out of luck!

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    robolt  7 months ago

    Tissue issue

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    No, it wasn’t.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Always check the paper before you start your pooping.

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    uniquename  7 months ago

    Sometimes the best wishes are the simplest.

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    geese28  7 months ago

    “I wish for a turkey sandwich. On rye bread…”

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    DM2860  7 months ago

    In the original stories, the genies were imprisoned to either give as many wishes as the holder desired or only until freed and then were free to do what they pleased including kill the one holding the lamp.

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    posstockhoarder  7 months ago

    The poor guy bought the Allen lamp, not the correct Aladdin model!!!!

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    Lablubber   7 months ago

    It’s the roll of a lifetime.

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    artjohn42  7 months ago

    Wait ‘til he realizes that he brought Grandma’s old teapot instead of the magic lamp.

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