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Rubes for March 27, 2013

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  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 5 years ago

    So that’s why he’s not featured in today’s Pearls Before Swine……..?

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    His horoscope said he was going to have a Goodyear……

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    Alphaanddelta  over 5 years ago

    Pity, that highway was spotless.

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    TheVernalPool  over 5 years ago

    Leave that road crossing business to the chickens

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    emptc12  over 5 years ago

    I greatly suspect no insurance agent likes to see armadillos or raccoons or rabbits come into his office for policies. It was a last-ditch effort that paid off big-time for Geico when it changed its name from Gecko and branched out from reptiles to humans.

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    J Short GC Insider over 5 years ago

    Didn’t he star in the original Texas Chains Saw Massacre?

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    J Short GC Insider over 5 years ago

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    By: Thomas Steenhagen

    Adapted From A Screenplay By: Kim Henkel & Tobe Hooper

    OPENING MONOLOGUE – Words scroll by in a washed out yellow across a black screen as a narrator reads.

    “On August 18, 1973, a group of five friends ran afoul of a cannibalistic family of serial predators. The film which you are about to see is an account of this tragedy. These kids could not have expected, nor would they have wished to witness as much of the mad and macabre as they were to see that day. For them, an idyllic road trip through rural Texas became a nightmare. The events of this day were to lead to one of the most grim, disturbing cases of our time. It will forever be known in the annals of American history as The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”

    EXT. Road. Afternoon

    The blacktop of the dusty, hot rod emanates heat. We slowly see a green van pulling into view as a dead, bloody armadillo lies on its back. As soon as the van comes into full view it drives right by us.

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    jack fairbanks  over 5 years ago

    enough already with the armies! little known fact: armadillos can read. the depression rate among army literati is astronomical and rising largely due to periodicals of this typel free the armadillo! salvation a la mode. the armies of the road, unite!!

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    Digital Frog GC Insider over 5 years ago

    If the new gun law gets passed, will dillos still be allowed to be armed?

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    DavidGBA  over 5 years ago

    OK as long as not in arrears !

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    le-roy  over 5 years ago

    “Yeah, my wife told me I HAVE to use this mailbox.”

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    mrduh  over 5 years ago

    “MAKE my life insurance premium” ?Spellcheck much?

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    Hardhar  over 5 years ago

    Armored-dildos don’t even know how to spell so how can they spellcheck?

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